Beverages
Cocktails
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PTO
Peach, Tomato, and Olive Oil Ketel One Vodka, Lustau Blanco, Juliette Peche de Vigne and Champagne Vinegar
$19
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Campfire Old Fashioned
Cocoa-Infused George Dickel Rye, Amontillado Sherry, Vanilla, Orange Bitters, Peated Scotch and Marshmallow
$19
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Moonshine & Melons
Saint Luna Moonshine, Doce Mezcal, Rockey's Botanical Liqueur, Cantaloupe, Honey, Lemon and Coconut Yogurt
$20
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Jalapeño Diablo
Jalapeño Infused Tequila, Ginger, Lime, Lejay Cassis and Soda
$17
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Monster Island Gimlet
Ford's Gin or Mijenta Blanco Tequila, Midori and Yuzu
$18
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Rum for Cover
Diplomatico Reserva Rum, Ten to One Dark Caribbean Rum, De Groff New World Amaro, Sweet Vermouth Blend, Banana, Cinnamon and Angostura
$20
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The Zipline
Perry's Tot Navy Strength Gin, Yellow Chartreuse, Basil Eau De Vie, Peychaud's, White Wine Cordial, Passionfruit, Lime and Soda
$19
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Camp Bell
Blended Yellow Bell Pepper El Tesoro Tequila, Nixta Elote Liqueur, Pineapple, Lime and Pickled Fresno Chili Brine
$18
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Smoke on The Lake Water
Rosaluna Mezcal, Empirical Ayuuk, Bitter Bianco, Method Dry Vermouth
$19
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Montezuma Mash
Hendrick's Gin, Faccio Brutto Centerbe, Apricot, Pineapple, Lime and Mint
$20
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Plum Tuckered
Rittenhouse Rye, Roku Gin, Ume Plum, Lustau Blanco, Framboise and Orange Bitters
$19
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XOXO
Sherry Blend, Raspberry Eau De Vie, Peach, Demerara, Lemon and Mint
$18
Cocktails on Tap
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Green Tea Shots
La Caravedo Pisco, Dolin Blanc, Framboise, Créme De Mure, Black Tea, Citrus and Soda
$12
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Wisconsin Brandy Old Fashioned
Remy Martin 1738, Rittenhouse Rye, Maraschino, Citrus, Cherry Heering, Orange and Angostura
$17
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Li Iced Tea
Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, Cointreau, Homemade Cola, Citrus and Bitters
$17
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Seven & 7
Our secret blend of 7 whiskies mixed with housemade citrus soda - just like Grandpa used to make
$17
Frozen
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Frozen Watermelon Negroni
Bombay Dry Gin, Method Sweet Vermouth, Campari, Citrus, Ginger, Strawberry and Orange Bitters
$17
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Penichillin
Monkey Shoulder Blended Scotch, the Balvenie Doublewood 12, Ginger, Honey and Lemon
$17
Boozy Jellies (@SolidWiggles)
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Watermelon Sour
Gin, Lemon, Watermelon and Lime
1 Each $8
Round of 5 $36
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Gun Metal Blue
Mezcal, Lime, Peach and Angostura
1 Each $8
Round of 5 $36
Summer in A Can
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Sunny D Hard Seltzer
12oz Can $13
Bucket of 5 $58
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Sun Cruiser Hard Iced Tea
12oz Can $14
Bucket of 5 $63
Do You Guys Want to Split One?
Serves 4-6 friends-
Porchlight Spiked Seltzer
Citrus. Spiked. Seltzer.
$40
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Ranch Water
Pueblo Viejo Tequila, Topo Chico, Lime Cordial
$40
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Leave of Absinthe
Lillet Blanc, Pineapple, Lime, Pernod
$40
Free-Spirited
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Sacrifice
Liquid Death Grapefruit & Ritual Tequila
$14
$64
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French 86
Pathfinder, Demerara, Grapefruit, Lemon & Tonic
$14
$64
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Makeout on The Lakeside
Ritual Aperitivo, Passionfruit, Vanilla, Orange and Lemon
$14
$64
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Tall Gentleman
Grapefruit, Grenadine, Cucumber, Lemon and Soda
$11
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Passionfruit Mule
Ginger, Passionfruit, Lime, Cucumber and Cayenne
$13
Bottled Beer
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Coney Island Mermaid Pilsner
(Brooklyn, NY) 5.2% 12oz
$10
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Ommegang Witte
(Cooperstown, NY) 5.2% 16oz
$14
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Jack's Abby Porchfest Summer Lager
(Framingham, MA) 5.5% 16oz
$12
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Athletic Brewing Co. Free Wave Hazy IPA
(Milford, CT) 0.5% 12oz
$9
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Coney Island Merman IPA
(Brooklyn, NY) 5.8% 12oz
$10
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Hoboken Cityside IPA
(Hoboken, NJ) 6.2% 16oz
$13
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Bronx World Gone Hazy
(Bronx, NY) 7.0% 16oz
$16
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Brooklyn Bel Air Sour
(Brooklyn, NY) 5.8% 12oz
$10
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Talea Peach Berry Punch Sour Ale
(New York, NY) 6.0% 16oz
$15
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Brooklyn Bel Air Sour
(Brooklyn, NY) 5.8 12oz
$10
Beer on Tap
Porch $11 EA-
Bronx Well Earned Pils
Bronx take on a European style pils. Crisp and light (Bronx, NY)
5.4% 17oz
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Flagship Metropolitan Lager
Amber Lager brewed with Floral Bavarian Noble Hops (Staten Island, NY)
5.6% 17oz
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Abita Amber
Malty Munich style lager. Smooth caramel flavor (Covington, LA)
4.5% 17oz
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Barrier 'Try the Juice' Pale Ale
Tropical, hazy, juicy American Pale Ale (Brooklyn, NY)
5.6% 17oz
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Greenport Otherside IPA
A New York nod to the West Coast classic (Long Island IPA)
6.8% 13oz
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Victory Summer Love
Golden Ale with bursts of lemony refreshment (Philadelphia, PA)
5.2% 13oz
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Collective Arts Brewing Jam Up the Mash
Sour and hops in perfect, thirst quenching, harmony! (Hamilton, ON)
5.2% 13oz
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Austin Eastciders Blood Orange Cider
Orange you glad? (Austin, TX)
5.2% 13oz
Not-Beer Cans
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Austin Blackberry Cider
(Austin, TX) 5.0% 12oz
$10
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Austin Eastciders Original Dry Cider
(Austin, TX) 5.0% 12oz
$10
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The Finnish Long Drink Traditional
(Utica, NY) 5.5% 12oz
$12
Boilermakers
Beer and a shot!-
Bourbon Street
Abita Amber & George Dickel 8yr Bourbon
$12
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After School Special
Austin East Ciders Blood Orange Cider & Montelobos Mezcal
$12
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Irish Twins
Barrier Money IPA & Teeling Small Batch Irish Whiskey
$13
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Bitter Betty
Barrier Money IPA & Braulio Amaro
$13
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The Usual
Flagship Metropolitan Lager & Elijah Craig Bourbon
$13
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Dad Jokes
Bronx Well Earned Pilsner & Mellow Corn Whisky
$12
Wine
Sparkling Wine
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Crémant de Bourgogne
Fichet, Burgundy, France, NV
$17
$79
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Bucket of Bubbles
4 Mini Bottles of Chandon Brut or Rosé
$48
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Champagne
Lallier R.018, Aÿ, France, N.V.
$129
White Wine
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Pinot Grigio - Long Island
Channing Daughters, New York 2021
$16
$74
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Sauvignon Blanc - Sancere
Francois Crochet, Loire Valley, France 2022
$18
$84
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Chardonnay - Finger Lakes
Ravines, New York 2020
$17
$79
Rosé Wine
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Grenache - Languedoc-Roussillon
Hampton Water, France 2022
$16
$74
Red Wine
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Pinot Noir - Sonoma County
Pali Wine Co., California 2020
$17
$79
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Cabernet Franc - Finger Lakes
Hermann J. Weimer, New York 2020
$18
$84
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Rouge Blend - Provence
Mas de Gourgonnier, Les Baux-de-Provence, France 2020
$16
$74
Vodka
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Grey Goose
$18
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Ketel One
$17
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Tito's
$16
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Skyy Vodka
$15
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Wodka
$15
Gin
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Aviation
$15
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Beefeater
$15
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Beefeater 24
$16
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Bombay Sapphire
$16
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The Botanist
$18
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Dorothy Parker
$16
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Ford's
$14
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Hayman's Old Tom
$14
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Hendrick's
$15
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Old Duff Real Duff Genever
$14
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Perry's Tot Navy Strength
$16
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Plymouth Gin
$15
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Spring 44
$14
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Tanqueray
$15
Rum
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Appleton Signature
$15
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Bacardi Ocho
$20
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Banks 5 Island
$16
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Banks 7 Island
$17
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Cruzan Black Strap
$14
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Diplomatico
$14
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El Dorado 8yr
$14
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El Dorado 12yr
$16
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Goslings
$14
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Hamilton Gold
$14
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Mount Gay Black Barrel
$20
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Plantation Three Ster
$14
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Santa Teresa 1796
$18
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Smith and Cross
$15
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The Real McCoy 5yr
$13
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Clement Canne Bleue
$15
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Avua Prata
$14
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Porchlight Jamaican Rum Blend
$15
Agave
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Cimmaron Blanco
$15
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Del Maguey Vida
$15
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Espolon Blanco
$16
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Mijenta Blanco
$26
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Mijenta Reposado
$31
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Montelobos Mezcal Espadin
$17
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Montelobos Mezcal Tobala
$24
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Montelobos Mezcal Ensamble
$28
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Montelobos Mezcal Pechuga
$34
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Patron Silver
$22
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El Tesoro Blanco
$19
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El Tesoro Reposado
$22
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Patron Anejo
$26
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Del Maguey Chichicapa
$25
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Pueblo Viejo Blanco
$15
WHISKEY
Bourbon
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Baker's 7yr 107º
$20
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Basil Hayden's 80º
$22
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Blanton's 93º
$26
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Buffalo Trace
$17
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Colonel E.H. Taylor Small Batch Kentucky Bourbon 100°
$23
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Eagle Rare 90º
$18
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Elijah Craig 90º
$14
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Four Roses Small Batch 90º
$15
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John J. Bowman Single Barrel 100º
$21
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Knob Creek 100º
$18
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Maker's Mark 90°
$16
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Noah’s Mill 114º
$16
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Old Forrester 86º
$12
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Rieger's BIB Bourbon 100°
$22
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Rieger's Monogram Bourbon 110°
$44
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Russell's Reserve 90º
$19
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Weller Reserve 90º
$19
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Wild Turkey 101º
$15
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Wild Turkey Master's Keep 105°
$46
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Woodford Reserve 99º
$15
Rye
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Canadian Club 80º
$15
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High West Double Rye 92º
$15
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James E. Pepper 100º
$15
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Kentucky Owl 102º
$29
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Knob Creek Rye 100°
$18
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Michter’s 85º
$17
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Old Overholt 80º
$12
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Ragtime Rye 90º
$17
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Rieger's Straight Rye 100°
$18
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Rittenhouse 100º
$15
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Russell’s Reserve 90º
$15
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Sazerac 90º
$13
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Whistle Pig Farmstock Rye 86º
$18
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Wild Turkey Rye 101°
$15
American
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Bernheim 90º
$13
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George Dickel #12 90º
$13
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Mellow Corn 100º
$12
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McKenzie Pure Pot Still 86º
$15
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Michter's Sour Mash 86°
$28
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Reiger's Kansas City Whiskey 92°
$16
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St. George Baller 94º
$20
International
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Aberfeldy 80°
Scotland
$18
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Ardbeg 10yr 92°
Scotland
$26
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Balvenie 12 Doublewood 86°
Scotland
$22
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Bruichladdich The Laddie 100°
Scotland
$22
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Dewars 12yr 80°
Scotland
$16
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Glenfiddich 12YR 80º
Scotland
$20
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Laphroaig 10 86°
Scotland
$18
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Macallan 15 Double Cask 86°
Scotland
$38
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Monkey Shoulder Blended Scotch 86º
Scotland
$15
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Bushmills 16yr 80º
Ireland
$22
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Jameson 80º
Ireland
$16
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Redbreast 12yr 80º
Ireland
$20
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Teeling Small Batch 92º
Ireland
$19
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Yellow Spot 12yr 86º
Ireland
$24
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Suntory Toki 86º
Japan
$17
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Yamazaki Single Malt 12 yr
Japan
$38
Whiskey Fact #879
George Washington, America’s original gangster and first President, opened a whiskey distillery in Mount Vernon, VA, and by 1799 he was the largest producer of whiskey in the country. Between that and his interest in cannabis, you know Georgey liked to party.
Brandy
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Laird's Bonded Apple Brandy
$14
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Remy Martin VSOP
$22
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Remy Martin 1738
$20
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Hennessey VS
$22
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Hennessey VSOP
$25
Vermouth & Fortified Wine
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Carpano Antica
$10
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Cocchi Torino
$9
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Cocchi Americano
$9
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Dolin Dry Vermouth
$8
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Dolin Blanc Vermouth
$8
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Lillet Blanc
$10
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Lustau Amontillado
$9
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Lustau Oloroso
$11
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Lustau Palo Cortado
$12
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Salers
$9
Amaro
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Amaro CioCiaro
$14
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Amaro Lucano
$14
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Amaro Meletti
$14
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Amaro Montenegro
$14
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Amaro Nonino
$14
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Aperol
$14
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Averna
$14
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Braulio
$14
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Campari
$14
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China-China
$14
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Cynar
$14
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Fernet Branca
$14
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Branca Menta
$14
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Suze
$14
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Zucca
$14
Cordials & Liquers
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Amaretto Lazzaroni
$13
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Grand Mariner
$12
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Green Chartreuse
$17
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Meletti Anisette
$11
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Pernod Absinthe
$17
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Pimm's #1
$13
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Yellow Chartreuse
$16
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The Plum, I Suppose
$17